The Culprits: Tom Alex Dan Justin Mirto Bliss Moira Denton
"I'm going to switch over to asexual" |
"She's got more bombs than North Korea" | |
| "Coitus does not require focus, it's a natural reaction" | ||
"I like the way my sneezes smell" |
"That's USD dangerous" | "My pupils are killing me at the moment" |
| "My bitches are pronouns" | "The funny thing is that it would have been hilarious" |
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| "Um, that is my foot, and that is your ass" | "That didn't sound like it came from me, but I guess it did" | |
"Yao would attack him, he doesn't like Moose" |
"That thing just non-stop takes craps" | "Can I be explained don't eat me?" |
| "I felt like an absolute gigundous beast" | "Tom, you could eat their family" | |
| "Tom, what girl did you rape for that jersey?" | "When you see a dead oriental guy, the game's over" | |
| "I don't know usage" | "That's like having sex with a dead skunk" | "Ah, muy bieno" |
| "Love is marmot" | "I think I'd do Oprah" | "He's a big meathead... He's a Christian" |
| "I'm flowering. I'm coming out." | "What if it was Dan N'Kaus...wait, no, that doesn't work" | |
| "I permeated through the door... because I consumed alcohol!" | "I have reached my conscientious objective" | |
| "Would you have ever thought that this guy could eat-out that guy?" | ||
"No - People are going to think I'm Jewish" |
"Dude, his nipples and his belly button form a perfect isosceles triangle" | |
"I don't know, you just started licking things" |
"Did Kian shorten his name, or did his parents?" | |
"And he has unlimited supply of sperm?" |
"I was just trying to combine the sentence into one concinct paragraph" | |
| "You slut plunger" | "Lakes don't wave" | "So what's Andrea's ring -- 'Why Can't We Be Friends?'" |
| "TTYL power to the people" | "I've got bed to sleep" | "I feel as though it's a feasible question" |
| "Oh my god, why is that there?" | ||
| "I like a little tummy" | "Evan doesn't even exist until like a year from now" | |