The Culprits: Tom Alex Dan Justin Mirto Bliss Moira Denton



"I'm going to switch over to asexual"
"She's got more bombs than North Korea"
"Coitus does not require focus, it's a natural reaction"

"I like the way my sneezes smell"
"That's USD dangerous" "My pupils are killing me at the moment"
"My bitches are pronouns"
"The funny thing is that it would have been hilarious"
"Um, that is my foot, and that is your ass" "That didn't sound like it came from me, but I guess it did"

"Yao would attack him, he doesn't like Moose"
"That thing just non-stop takes craps"
"Can I be explained don't eat me?"
"I felt like an absolute gigundous beast" "Tom, you could eat their family"
"Tom, what girl did you rape for that jersey?" "When you see a dead oriental guy, the game's over"
"I don't know usage" "That's like having sex with a dead skunk" "Ah, muy bieno"
"Love is marmot" "I think I'd do Oprah" "He's a big meathead...
He's a Christian"
"I'm flowering. I'm coming out." "What if it was Dan N'Kaus...wait, no, that doesn't work"
"I permeated through the door... because I consumed alcohol!" "I have reached my conscientious objective"
"Would you have ever thought that this guy could eat-out that guy?"

"No - People are going to think I'm Jewish"
"Dude, his nipples and his belly button form a perfect isosceles triangle"

"I don't know, you just started licking things"
"Did Kian shorten his name, or did his parents?"

"And he has unlimited supply of sperm?"
"I was just trying to combine the sentence into one concinct paragraph"
"You slut plunger" "Lakes don't wave" "So what's Andrea's ring -- 'Why Can't We Be Friends?'"
"TTYL power to the people" "I've got bed to sleep" "I feel as though it's a feasible question"
"Oh my god, why is that there?"
"I like a little tummy" "Evan doesn't even exist until like a year from now"