The Culprits: Tom Alex Evan Dan Justin Seconi Sr. Denton Mike
Lindsay B. Lindsay W. Nathalie James DiCesare Catherine



"Dan has no pull in this society"
"I have a tent, bitch" "There's no boosting!!!"
"I bet they wear the same bras" "P.S. fuck you after cookies" "Oh, he just did the sexy weather"
"If that was U235, we'd all be dead" "He's a people fish"
"In his pocketus" "What we need is iron filaments" "Fuck Diet"
"Oh, Wang!" "I'll be Shaq and you be short"

"Who's the Mormon?"
"That's what's in a bulb"
"In this room, your syntax is impeccable"
"Let DJ Oriental work the turntable" "Down the wrong windpipe"
"They have nice smiles -- those Barbers" "No Jew for you!"

"We should go do stuff in the quarry!"
"This bitch is full of roast!"
"You'd have the most uncoordinated kid ever, No Pull" "It's all about courting the Jewish girls"
"That defnitely wasn't pie,
but it sure as hell was good"
"You just like her because she's conservative and has bigger balls than you"
"Why don't you take an egg out there and check?" "I use my toes as fingers a lot"

"He's a beer fish, at heart"
"It's okay, I've got it written down in my head"
"They should make her hotter"

"They don't seem to acknowledge my presence; maybe it's the first time they've seen a Chinese person"
"That's not even a full sentence, gramatically" "You cannot rationalize the vagina!"
"My heart is papaltating at the moment"
"Get her before she goes to sleep"
"You know, if it wasn't raining today, I'd fire a gun"
"I just wanted to be on the ballot!" "We suck so much"
"No, the Monkey's on a diet" "I need that for Spike's implements"
"One world, one cock" "Yo, hold up. Who's this Asian bitch?"
"I feel like I'm auditioning" "Yeah, lot's of sex"
"Yep, high school sex"
"Mozel Tov, fucker!"
"She doesn't have facial hair yet -- that must be it" "Tom and I are over. I bought the book!
"She let me touch her. When was the last time that happened?" "11 person orgy...that's like a big bang"

"Tom and his lesbians"
"Smells like static electricity in here"
"Friedman is Mr. Rogers"
"You sure you were just sitting?"
Yep, there was no penetration"
"He’s a third world fish. We should start taking donations"
"Go stick your boner in a wall" "Who wears the same bras?" "You find Tom slightly attractive?"
"There are a lot of religions out there...
I'm thinkin' about joining a couple of 'em"

"You put enough dorks together and it's just really dorky"

"That was against some kind of UN resolution"
"Justin, I'm drunk let's go do organic"

"Do you think you’re special because you have the only word in the English language that pronounces both the K and the N?"
"It's a good thing Gruden isn't in Al Qaeda"
"How 'bout them Bucs?"
How 'bout them tits?
"I'm a fucking ski racer, dude" "I am a pheremone"
"Dan has the ugliest harem ever" "Is anyone else picking up radio signals?" "You can kill 8 stones with… wait a minute
"I think Spike is Jewish" "I can shave and kiss babies" "Oh, look, the juicy one is trying to feed me"
"Dan is in Arkansas tonight…
he’s drinking little rocks"
"Yeah, his Dad does weird things with tubes"
"Why do you make fun of Dan? You should compliment him" "Fuck beats out of me"

"You can sleep and listen to your hard drive"
"Well, you are what you eat... wait, is Lindsay Jewish?"