The Culprits: Tom Alex Evan Dan Justin Seconi Sr. Denton Mike
Lindsay B. Lindsay W. Nathalie James DiCesare Catherine
"Dan has no pull in this society" |
"I have a tent, bitch" | "There's no boosting!!!" |
| "I bet they wear the same bras" | "P.S. fuck you after cookies" | "Oh, he just did the sexy weather" |
| "If that was U235, we'd all be dead" | "He's a people fish" | |
| "In his pocketus" | "What we need is iron filaments" | "Fuck Diet" |
| "Oh, Wang!" | "I'll be Shaq and you be short" | |
"Who's the Mormon?" |
"That's what's in a bulb" | "In this room, your syntax is impeccable" |
| "Let DJ Oriental work the turntable" | "Down the wrong windpipe" | |
| "They have nice smiles -- those Barbers" | "No Jew for you!" | |
"We should go do stuff in the quarry!" |
"This bitch is full of roast!" | |
| "You'd have the most uncoordinated kid ever, No Pull" | "It's all about courting the Jewish girls" | |
| "That defnitely wasn't pie, but it sure as hell was good" |
"You just like her because she's conservative and has bigger balls than you" | |
| "Why don't you take an egg out there and check?" | "I use my toes as fingers a lot" | |
"He's a beer fish, at heart" |
"It's okay, I've got it written down in my head" | "They should make her hotter" |
"They don't seem to acknowledge my presence; maybe it's the first time they've seen a Chinese person" |
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| "That's not even a full sentence, gramatically" | "You cannot rationalize the vagina!" | |
| "My heart is papaltating at the moment" | ||
| "Get her before she goes to sleep" | "You know, if it wasn't raining today, I'd fire a gun" |
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| "I just wanted to be on the ballot!" | "We suck so much" | |
| "No, the Monkey's on a diet" | "I need that for Spike's implements" | |
| "One world, one cock" | "Yo, hold up. Who's this Asian bitch?" | |
| "I feel like I'm auditioning" | "Yeah, lot's of sex" "Yep, high school sex" |
"Mozel Tov, fucker!" |
| "She doesn't have facial hair yet -- that must be it" | "Tom and I are over. I bought the book! | |
| "She let me touch her. When was the last time that happened?" | "11 person orgy...that's like a big bang" | |
"Tom and his lesbians" |
"Smells like static electricity in here" | "Friedman is Mr. Rogers" |
| "You sure you were just sitting?" Yep, there was no penetration" |
"He’s a third world fish. We should start taking donations" | |
| "Go stick your boner in a wall" | "Who wears the same bras?" | "You find Tom slightly attractive?" |
| "There are a lot of religions out there... I'm thinkin' about joining a couple of 'em" |
"You put enough dorks together and it's just really dorky" |
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"That was against some kind of UN resolution" |
"Justin, I'm drunk let's go do organic" | |
"Do you think you’re special because you have the only word in the English language that pronounces both the K and the N?" |
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| "It's a good thing Gruden isn't in Al Qaeda" | ||
| "How 'bout them Bucs?" How 'bout them tits? |
"I'm a fucking ski racer, dude" | "I am a pheremone" |
| "Dan has the ugliest harem ever" | "Is anyone else picking up radio signals?" | "You can kill 8 stones with… wait a minute |
| "I think Spike is Jewish" | "I can shave and kiss babies" | "Oh, look, the juicy one is trying to feed me" |
| "Dan is in Arkansas tonight… he’s drinking little rocks" |
"Yeah, his Dad does weird things with tubes" | |
| "Why do you make fun of Dan? You should compliment him" | "Fuck beats out of me" | |
"You can sleep and listen to your hard drive" |
"Well, you are what you eat... wait, is Lindsay Jewish?" | |